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Whiskey River Calm the Fuck Down Candle and Matchbook | Funny Candle

$2199


Finally! A candle and matchbook combo that actually matches! And you have to admit, it's the perfect candle set to give your twinning bestie and her twinning labradoodle. Ocean Breeze & Sea Salt Scented • Fragrance: Ocean Breeze, Bergamot, Cedarwood • Net Weight: 6.5 oz. • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle • Burn time: Approx. 40 hours • Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. • © 2025 Whiskey River Soap Co. • Jar size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H • Sold in 4-packs

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Finally! A candle and matchbook combo that actually matches! And you have to admit, it's the perfect candle set to give your twinning bestie and her twinning labradoodle. Ocean Breeze & Sea Salt Scented • Fragrance: Ocean Breeze, Bergamot, Cedarwood • Net Weight: 6.5 oz. • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle • Burn time: Approx. 40 hours • Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. • © 2025 Whiskey River Soap Co. • Jar size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H • Sold in 4-packs

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